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Dating 101: I’m Sorry I’m Late

“D” is for “Dating 101: I’m Sorry I’m Late”. For two months, I had endured one bad date after another.  Either I found myself throwing losers back into the dating […]

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Pick Six: Guys that are Comfortable with their Sexuality

The following are six types of guys that must be comfortable with their sexuality.  Being comfortable with your sexuality can be very sexy, because confidence is sexy.  However, sometimes certain […]

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Tardiness

“T” is for “TARDINESS”. In an alternate universe that runs parallel to our own, if time were to be conceptualized by the same clocks we now know, only they all […]

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Pick Six: Things I Blot my Lipstick on in a Jiffy

If you have already gotten to know me a little bit by reading a few of my other entries, it should come as no surprise that I’m a gal on […]

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Vacuum

“V” is for “Vacuum”.  If you are interested, you can check out the backstory on my history with vacuums here. I imagine that when most women hear the word vacuum, […]

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OTB: Help a sista out

“O” is for “OTB” or “Outside the Box”. The written word is an idea.  Therefore, just like my blonde hair, even if I make shit up, the exaggeration has roots […]

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Psycho Bitches

“P” is for “Psycho Bitches”. The P is silent, and that’s highly appropriate.  It’s fitting because a psycho bitch will usually come swinging at you from out of nowhere. She […]

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Pick-Up Lines for the Bar

“P” is for “Pick-Up Lines”.  These ones are pretty lame, I disclaim. Are you hitting the bars this weekend?  Are you going man-hunting or trying to pick up some chicks […]

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Bar of AIDs

B is for “Bar of AIDs”. Greetings old friends!  First things first: I am alive.  Second things second: I am terribly sorry that I pulled an Amelia Earhart and totes […]

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Leaves of the Forrest Gump Variety

“L” is for “Leaves of the Forrest Gump Variety”. Life is a funny and fragile thing.  Have you noticed sometimes that the bigger picture always seems to insert itself into […]

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